1. How do I teach the Reformation in 3 45-minute class periods?
2. Why am I so addicted to tinted lip balm? Seriously, I need to stop buying this stuff, I’m developing a serious additction.
3. Why do the 13-year-olds keep asking me if this is the last week of school? It is not.
4. Why can’t 13-year-olds read a calendar?
5. Why would anyone listen to anything else when Offenbach exists?
6. Why am I so bad about meeting deadlines that will only help me?
7. On that note, why are they’re so many deadlines related to HR/Graduate school things?
8. Why havent’ I started altering my skirts before? There have apparently been many lost opportunities to look great.
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING I AM GOING TO DO WITH SHORT-LIVED FREEDOM WHEN SCHOOL GETS OUT ON JUNE 19th????